Am I the only one who laughs...
while reading this article about a bird bandit?
GRESHAM -- A man marked with beak bites on his hands was arrested on a MAX train by officers searching for a bird bandit in Gresham.Take that, you stupid thief!
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“It seems that birds don’t enjoy being grabbed and put into coats and jackets, and have a tendency to bite when that happens. Thomas had some injuries to his hands and arms that appeared to be consistent with a beak bite,” he explained.
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What a ding-a-ling!
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