Write a bird limerick to win a prize!

Want to win a book? The choices are:
Songbird Journeys by Miyoko Chu
The Singing Life of Birds by Donald Kroodsma
The Birdwatcher's Companion to North American Birdlife by Christopher W. Leahy
Atlas of Bird Migration by Jonathan Elphick

How to win it? Write a limerick with an avian theme before Feb. 7, and make me laugh out loud.

limerick: (n). a nonsense poem of five lines, now often bawdy, usually with the rhyme scheme aabba (the first, second and fifth lines having three stresses, the third and fourth having two).

Looking forward to seeing your limericks in the comments to this post!